Lance Corporal (First)?! (Jealous?Levi x Reader)P2

"Relax, it's just me, Hanji! I take it you are enjoying the switch?"

You smirked. "Maybe."

Hanji's gaze travelled to your pants. "Is there a certain reason why you look like you're about to fist yourself?"

Laughing nervously, you quickly zipped up your pants. "I gave myself a boner just by looking in the mirror" you explained. Hanji cackled like an evil witch. "What?! You expect me to see this masterpiece in the mirror and not drool?"

"Well, I don't blame you. I am pretty sure most girls would have that reaction after waking up in his body and seeing it in the mirror."

"...you know I am going to act completely out of order today, right?"

"I don't think that's the best idea. Levi doesn't care about what people think of him, but he still commands respect from everyone. He wouldn't like it if you made an ass out of him..."

Sighing, you walked into his office and sat down. "Don't be sad (First), there are still some things you can do" Hanji reminded you with a smirk. "Would you like to tell me what those things are?" you queried. She nodded. "I'm in" you declared.

"Alright then! Let's head to the Mess Hall!". With that, she grabbed your hand and dragged you there. As soon as you opened the doors, everyone in a lower position than you stood up and saluted. "At ease people", you sighed, trying your best to imitate Levi. Hanoi giggled.

The doors opened again, and in came you. Well, Levi in your body. "Good morning, Cadet, how was your sleep?" you queried.

"Fuck you".

"No thanks. Hey Hanji, how long will this last?"

"About a week."

You quickly pulled yourself over. "Just letting you know now, I am going to be changing around your schedule a little bit. I hope you don't mind~" 

And with that, the wonderful week began, for you anyway.

"Okay, looking at my ridiculously overcrowded schedule, I have to do some paperwork, have a meeting with Erwin, train the cadets, blah blah blah blah blah."

Sitting down in the wooden chair back in your--well, Levi's office, you grabbed the first stack of papers. Hanji sat on the edge of your desk, swinging her feet back and forth. "Hanji! Stop kicking the desk! I need to concentrate" You snapped.

You both looked at each other and burst out laughing.

"Let's train the cadets first. Erwin won't be done with his paperwork for at least another few hours" suggested Hanji. Nodding in agreement, the both of you went to gather up the cadets.

"Hey Hanji." You said as the two of you were walking down the hall. "Can you help me with something?"

Levi sighed as he sat down on your bed. How did any of this happen? How did he just wake up and find himself in your body?? 

His eyes widened as the terrifying memory flashed in his mind:

He turned over on his side, groaning in pain. It felt like someone was stabbing him in his abdomen. He abruptly sat up, only to hit his head on the ceiling. "What the fuck? When did the ceiling get so low?" he muttered. "...what happened to my voice? Why is it so...feminine?"

"What the...why do I have a body pillow of me?"

"WHY DO I HAVE TITS"

"WHERES. IS. MY. MOTHER. FUCKING. DICK"

"You don't have one (First)" mumbled Sasha, looking at you weird. 

Levi's eyes widened. 

He was in your body. You were in his. But he couldn't give that away just yet. "Oh yeah haha, I was just messing with you" he giggled. Sasha rolled her eyes and walked away. Levi quickly covered his mouth.

Since when did he giggle?

"Hurry up and get dressed (First), you don't want Heichou to get mad at you" smirked Mikasa. A few other girls giggled. "Yeah, we all know about your crush on Captain Levi" said one girl.

(First) has a crush on me..?

"Um, Mikasa? Can you get Petra and ask her stay behind for a bit?" Levi asked. Nodding, Mikasa wrapped her scarf around her neck and went to go look for her. Levi took a moment to stare at the (large/medium/small) breasts protruding out of his chest.

"Since we switched bodies, I'm sure it would hurt if I saw hers. I mean, she's probably seen my dick already right? What do I have to lose?"

Curious, Levi pulled up his nightshirt--

"Hey (First)! You said you needed me?" Petra asked, walking in. "Yeah." Levi replied, quickly letting go of the nightshirt.

"What can I do for you?"

"I need you to listen very closely."

"Okay..?"

"(First) and I, I as in Captain Levi, switched bodies."

"...pardon me?"

"Did I stutter Petra?

"N-no. Wow, how did this happen sir?"

"I have no idea, but I have a feeling (First) does." Levi muttered. "ButI need your help. You're the only one, as far as I know, that knows about this switch. Until I find a way to reverse it, you're going to help me with this female body. Are you up to the task?"

Petra saluted with a hearty "Yes sir!"

Nodding, Levi started fiddling with the end of the nightshirt.

"So, Petra."

"Yes Captain?"

"...why is there blood coming out of my vagina? And why does it hurt so much?"

"Oh dear."

Levi held his head in his hands, his eyes wide with terror.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

You and Hanji waited outside on the training grounds, watching the cadets come out. "How long do I have to train them for?" You asked quietly. "Usually about three and a half hours. Then you give them chores to do." Hanji replied.

The rest of the soldiers lined in front of you and Hanji. As soon as you let out a sigh, the place went dead quiet. "Jeez people, what is this execution day or something?" You muttered, making Hanni snicker.

"Okay peeps, I looked at my schedule and I said fuck it. You know why? It's the fucking weekend. So, today, we'll be doing something a little bit more fun." You stated. The cadets muttered anxiously.

You cocked an eyebrow. "What? You don't want to have a water balloon fight?" The cadets stopped muttering and begged you to forgive them. "Oh, now you change your mind? Alright then." You turned around and pull the blanket off the box that was sitting behind you.

The cadets chatted excitedly. "Split yourself into teams. Two will play at a time. If one team wins, the losing team will switch out with another team. After an hour of playing, the team with the most wins gets to choose two people to fight in a water ballon hand to hand combat session." You explained, not missing the shit eating grin appearing on Eren and Connie's faces.  

"Have you guys figured out your teams?"
"YEAH!"

Nodding in approval, you looked to your left to see you and Petra walk out of the HQ. "Sorry we were so late Captain, (First) was having some trouble." Petra explained, running up to you. "It's that time of the month isn't it?" You whispered to her. She nodded vigorously. 

Levi groaned as he looked at the mess in his pants and bed. Petra explained to him that it was a monthly thing, and it hurts like hell. It lasted for a week and it was called a period. "Don't worry Captain, as long you wear pads and tight underpants you'll be fine!" Petra said, trying to encourage him. 

"Petra, I thank you for your enthusiasm, but it feels like what happened in Shiganshina with the colossal Titan is happening again. Inside my abdomen." Levi panted, holding his stomach in pain.

Petra smiled nervously. "And we still have to train--"

"Nope. Fuck no. I am NOT doing ANYTHING."

"You don't have a choice Captain."

"Fuck my life."

Petra helped Levi get out of bed and lead him to the bathroom where she helped him with his pads and all that stuff I ain't writing it and y'all girls know why.

Levi came out of the bathroom with Petra, walking as slow as possible. "Petra?"

"Yes sir?"

"Please remind me to pass a new rule that states that if a girl is on her period she is relieved from ALL duties until it is manageable."

Petra giggled (although she was secretly relieved that he was actually going to pass that law). "Sure thing."



"Send her back to bed until she feels better. Those shits are not meant to be taken lightly. They're fucking brutal." You commanded. Levi wheezed out a thank you and him and Petra headed back inside. You cocked an eyebrow. 

Killing Titans didn't prepare you for having a period dear? Loser.

You turned back to the cadets and sat down on the tree stump behind you.

"Okay then. Let's do this shit."

And with that, the totally productive water balloon fight began!