Pervert. (Levi x Reader)

"You know, we have the day off, why don't we do something fun for once?" Eren asked from his place at the table. Armin looked up from the book he was reading. "Like what?" he asked. "I don't know. Something like hide and seek or something," Eren replied. Connie suddenly got up from his chair. "Capture the flag!" he announced.

Jean grinned. "That sounds fun! I haven't played that game in a while, so I think it would be nice to play." 

"I'm in too!" said Sasha. Mikasa shrugged her shoulders. "Sounds nice. I'll play too." Reiner clapped Bertholt on the back. "We'll play as well. I like a challenge." Christa looked at Ymir with a sweet gaze. "What about you Ymir? I myself think I'm gonna play!" Ymir hugged Christa close. "I'll play too," she said quickly. 

"Did I hear something about capture the flag?"

"Oh! Um, hi Squad Leader Hanji..." Armin said with unease. Hanji waved back at him excitedly. "I wouldn't mind playing with you guys. What do you say?"

"Aren't you a little too old to be playing capture the flag?"

Hanji rolled her eyes. "I won't actually be playing silly. I'll just be making sure no one gets hurt or breaks the rules! And, I could bring a certain someone with me~"

Jean narrowed his eyes. "Who?"

"Squad leader (First),"

The cadets buzzed excitedly. You were a favorite among the trainees, mostly because you did fun activities while training, gave them breaks, and let's girls who were having 'girl issues' be excused from training. "Well? How about it?" Hanji asked. Eren nodded in agreement. "I'd think it'd be cool if she came along to play."

"Meet us at the giant sycamore tree outside the training field," Eren stated. Giving him a thumbs up, Hanji turned a heel and headed back to the Higher Ups table. You were currently savouring a piece of crispy bacon, enjoying the taste and crunch. "Hey (First)! Do you have any plans for the day?" Hanji questioned.

You shook your head. "Would you like to play capture the flag with the trainees?" You shrugged your shoulders. "I think I wouldn't mind. Who would we be playing with?" 

"The 104th squad. Is that okay?"

"Yeah! I'm down with that!" You turned to Levi, who was sipping his tea from next to you. "Hey there grumpy~ wanna have some fun with us?" You asked. Levi rolled his eyes. "Why would I want to do that? I have better things to do."

"Don't be like that Levi," Erwin said from across the table. "It would be a great opportunity to bond with the trainees."

"Plus you don't even have to do anything with them! Just take a nap under a tree or something." you added.

"Or you can look for tea leaves~" Hanji suggested, not missing the little spark that ignited in his eyes. Levi sighed, putting down his teacup. "Fine." You and Hanji grinned at each other in excitement while Levi groaned in annoyance. 

You and the 104th trainees gathered outside, underneath a large lush tree. You relished in the breeze the surfed through the air, the leaves on the tree dancing in the wind. You were glad that this was the resting spot. The sun bore down on you mercilessly on your way there, and the cool shade and breeze was so refreshing, it could put you to sleep.

Levi must have thought this as well, for his back was resting against the brown trunk, hands behind his head, legs crossed, eyes closed, brows furrowed in...concentration was it? You couldn't tell. His jet black silky tresses ruffled in the breeze, pale pink lips parted ever so slightly, patches of sunlight beaming through the green canopy, illuminating his pale, soft face--

"(First)? What are you doing?" Hanji asked from behind you. You gasped in fright and turned around to lightly hit Hanji on the head. "Don't do that! I was...thinking."

"Thinking about who you wanna get frisky with?" Hanji asked, wriggling her eyebrows. Your cheeks heated up and you looked away. "N-no. Let's just wake him up," you muttered. You walked up to him lightly tapped in on the shoulder. "Captain?"

What happened next felt like it was something you'd see in a movie. 

Levi opened his eyes, his light blue orbs sparkling in the sunlight. He furrowed his brows as he focused on you, the volume of his tresses almost blinding you. You had to stop yourself from fainting outright. "We're about to start the game," you whispered. Levi rolled his eyes. "You go without me. I'm gonna take a nap," he sighed.

You shrugged, despite your sinking heart. "Okay, don't get sunburn now" you teased, knowing how pale he was. Levi muttered a some curses under his breath and closed his eyes once more. Eren entered from the forest and motioned everyone to come closer. You took one last glance at Levi before heading over to the group.

"Alright, the rules are simple: both teams get five minutes to hide their flags. Once the flags are hidden, the game begins. Obviously, in order to win the game, you must capture the other team's flag and bring it back to your own territory. Everyone got it?" Eren asked. The rest of you nodded in agreement.

"Okay! Two teams! How about boys vs girls?" Reiner asked. "Nah. How about we just spilt it up like this," Hanji said. She walked straight through the group and handed both flags to each side. "There. Two teams." she declared, standing on the right side, where you were. Eren shrugged. "Alright then. Let's get started!" And with that, the two teams dashed into the woods in opposite directions. 

Your team (consisting of Sasha, Armin, Mikasa, Connie, Eren and a few others) ran, heading to the southwest, hoping to find a small den to hide your flag. You decided to do some sightseeing. Tiny streams and lakes could be spotted here and there, squirrels scattered and birds watched you silently overhead. Hanji fell back until she was next to you, letting the others pull ahead. 

"You seems to be lost in thought. Everything alright?" she queried. You nodded, shaking yourself out of your daydream. "I'm fine. I was just thinking, I wish Levi was here," you admitted sheepishly. Hanji chuckled knowingly. "I think it's best he stay out there and nap. He wouldn't like it if we forced him to come out here and do this sort of thing."

You sighed in agreement and moved your thoughts elsewhere.

About fifteen minutes had passed. Your team was currently searching for the other team's flag. "Hey! I hear a waterfall! Let's take some time off there," Hanji whispered from beside you. Nodding, the two of you followed the sound of rushing water. "I think it's just up ahead!" you said while pushing some branches aside. You stopped and looked to your left, furrowing your brows in confusion.

"Hanji."

"Yeah?"

"Isn't that...Captain Levi's cravat?"

Hanji peered at the tree with the cravat, clothes and towel underneath. "It is," she said.  She walked ahead quickly and quietly peered through the bushes. She turned around and hurriedly motioned at you to come over. "Be really quiet," she whispered. Bewildered, you crept slowly towards the area where Hanji was squatting. You lowered some branches...

Holy shit.

It was a small, private area. A tiny waterfall steadily dropped water into the lake beneath it, which was a dark blue, surrounded by trees and grass. Inside the waterfall, you could see a pale, masculine figure, hands running through jet black hair. "How did he find this place?" You asked in shock. "He was napping under the tree not long ago,"

Hanji shrugged. "I guess he got bored and curious. It's not like him to just go out and explore, but hey, I don't see you complaining~" she teased. You rolled your eyes and covered your face with your hands. "Hey (First)! You have your phone?" Hanji asked. You nodded. "Wanna take some memorable pics?"

You grinned and pulled out your phone. "Of course~"

You zoomed in on Levi's blurry figure as much as you could, and started snapping three pictures. Hanji's eyes widened in excitement. "Oooh! He's coming out! Take a few more pictures and then let's get out of here!" She whispered. You nodded and turned your attention back to Levi.

You took four more pictures: one of Levi emerging from the waterfall itself, one of Levi shaking his hair and one of Levi emerging from the lake, the sunlight illuminating his figure, and the level of the water stopping teasingly as his v-cut. "Come on!" Hanji muttered. "We need to go!" 

You fumbled with your phone and hurried to catch up with Hanji. "We need to find the others," Hanji said from next to you. "Any idea where they might be? I did say I would play with them," you muttered. "They should be heading back to the tree, don't you think?"

"Maybe. Let's head back there and see." And with that, you and Hanji traced back your steps to the camp. When you got there, the trainees were huddled in a group, muttering amongst themselves. You furrowed your brows, concerned and curious. "Guys! Is everything okay?" Eren was the first one to tackled you in a hug. 

"Squad leader, you're okay! What happened to you?! We were so worried!"

"How long were we gone for?"

"About 15 minutes. But that's not the point! You disappeared and you didn't tell us why!" You giggled at his urgency to know what happened and ruffled his hair. "I'm fine Eren, I went for a little sightseeing with Hanji, and we saw something...extra juicy~"

"By the sound of your voice and that smirk on your face, I don't think I wanna know."

"You probably don't," Hanji giggled. Eren finally got off of you and helped you stand up. "Well, the day's not over yet! And I take it you haven't finished your game, so how about we give it a second try?" You suggested. The trainees roared in excitement, and headed back into the woods. 

After a long and satisfying game of capture the flag (satisfying because your team won) you headed inside to sit back and relax. You sat in Hanji's office, scrolling through the pictures with her. "Oooh that's a good one~" she said, looking at the one of him leaving the water. She then took your phone from you. "Yeah, I think I might make a collage out of those three pictures." You sighed.

Hanji looked at you quizzically. "You mean four pictures."

You furrowed your brows. "Four? I only took three."

"No you didn't, you took four, and the last one is the best one~" Hanji giggled, showing you the picture. You frowned.

It was the same as the third one, but there was something different. And then it dawned on you:

You could see his--

"Oi, shitty glasses! Have you seen--"

Levi stopped talking and watched in bewilderment as you screamed and grabbed your phone from Hanji. "What the fuck?" Levi muttered, while Hanji cackled. "A good question Levi. Let's just say we went sightseeing today and saw something...very interesting~"

"What do you mean by interesting?"

"...we saw little Levi in his natural habitat, and we took a few pics~"

It was at that moment, you knew.

You fucked up.

"Delete them." Levi commanded softly. Hanji tapped her finger against her chin. "I don't know," she said. "Delete them," Levi commanded louder. Hanji shoved you into her bedroom with your phone and locked the door. "Survive my friend! Send them to random people!" She hissed at the door. "(First) (Last) delete those fucking pictures NOW!" Levi shouted, pushing past Hanji and banging on the door. "Sending~" you sang in a loud voice.

You held your breath  and hid under Hanji's sheets, bracing for the impact of the door.

And sure enough, the door flew off its hinges...

...and right unto you.

You dropped your phone, the wind squeezed out of your lungs. Levi picked it up immediately and scrolled through the pictures. "Delete, delete, delete and delete," he said contently. He turned off your phone and placed it in his pocket. "Alright (First), you can get up now."

"...(First)?"

"(First)?!"

"She'll be fine," the doctor reassured from your hospital bed, watching Hanji let out her breath. "Her back is bruised, but that's all. I just want to know--how on earth did a door land on her?!" Hanji chuckled and looked at Levi. "It's a long story." Nodding uncertainly, the nurse left the two of them in peace.

"Can she wake the fuck up already?" Levi muttered. "I am awake, fuck you very much," you snapped hoarsely. Hanji squealed and hugged Levi, who groaned in annoyance. "How are you feeling?" Levi asked. "Like shit," you replied. Levi turned and whispered something into Hanji's ear, who got up and left.

"Listen, (First)?"

"...yeah?"

"S...sorry about the whole door thing. It was just, when I heard you were going to send the pictures--"

"You actually thought I was going to send them?" you asked, laughing a little at Levi's pink cheeks, and then immediately regretting it. Levi frowned with concern. "It hurts to do anything right now," you muttered, pulling up the white sheets that surrounded you up to your nose, which Levi found cute. Levi sighed and awkwardly patted your arm. "I hope you get better soon," he muttered. You giggled. "What is this? Some fluffy fan fiction?"

"Fuck you" he hissed. You rolled your eyes. "Hah...."

"...you wish~"

Levi flustered reaction made you laugh out loud. "Oh look at the little virgin~did I taint your innocence?" you teased. Levi raised a brow. "Aren't you a virgin too?"

"Well, yeah..."

Levi moved closer to you, his mouth next to your ear. 

"Wanna change that?" 

"You're such a pervert Levi,"

"Says the one who was taking pictures of me,"

You giggled and pulled out your phone. "You mean, these pictures?"

Levi took your phone from you and turned it on:

All four pictures were in a collage as your wallpaper.

"How did you--"

"Hanji stole back my phone from you. Aaand it's an iPhone. Everyone knows you have to delete the pictures TWICE in order to get rid of them permanently~"

"...I hate you."

"Love you too dear~"